Where the pixels are CHEAP and the prices are CRAZY! Make AI pictures on your iPhone, iPad and Mac, keep the good ones, and send them anywhere. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, beats Barry's pictures!

MEMBERS ONLYINVITATION REQUIRED iPhone · iPad · Mac · iMessage · Widgets · K-BARRY 104.9
Big Barry in his plaid sport coat holds up an iPhone running the app and points at it, shouting.
PICTURES FROM$0.004!!!
NO MONEY DOWN!
FRESH OFF THE TRUCK

TODAY'S INVENTORY

Five models on the lot. One membership drives them all. Every one is in stock, every one syncs, and every one has Barry's face on it.

$0.00 is the real price of the apps. Pictures cost what they cost to make, from $0.004 each, and Momma sets your daily limit.

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iPHONE & iPAD

THE WAREHOUSEThe app

Type it, hit MAKE IT!!!, and Barry rolls fresh pictures onto the showroom floor while you wait. Close the app if you like. The job keeps running, and a SOLD! notification tells you when it's done.

  • MAKE PICTURES!!! Words in one channel, knobs in another: tap a chip or type flags like --ar 16:9 --q high. Bad flags are refused before a cent is spent.
  • KEEP / TOSS New pictures are candidates. Keep, send, share or favorite one and it joins The Lot. Double-tap keeps. Toss has UNDO.
  • THE LOT Every picture you kept, searchable by words and tokens: fav: tag: model: ar: before:. Barry tags them for you.
  • TRADE-INS Reference pictures from Photos, the camera, Files, the clipboard or The Lot.
  • VARY · RERUN · REMIX Fork any picture in one tap. Every fork remembers its parent.
  • CLEARANCE BIN Nobody kept it? After 3 days it goes to the bin, and you can still rescue it for 3 more.
The Make screen: a used car lot picture just arrived, with KEEP and TOSS.
The picture view, with the price tag, SOLD!!! stamp, the prompt and VARY buttons.
The Lot: kept pictures in a grid with price tags, favorites and tag filters.
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MAC

BARRY IN YOUR MENU BARThe Mac app

Barry's head sits in your menu bar. Press ⌃⌥⌘B in any app and the screen dims under Barry's carpet: WHAT'LL IT BE?! QUICK!!! Type it, hit Return, and you're back at work before Barry finishes shouting.

  • QUICK MAKE A full-screen popup from any app. Return makes it, Esc closes it and keeps your words for next time.
  • SOLD! When the job is done, a notification shows the picture. Click it to open it in the full window.
  • FRESH OFF THE LOT Right-click Barry for your 8 newest pictures. Click one to copy it, then paste it into Messages or anywhere else.
  • K-BARRY ON THE MAC Click Barry's head for the radio panel: play, next, volume.
  • THE WHOLE STORE Open Big Barry's for the full window: Make, The Lot, Trade-ins, the Office. The widgets come to your desktop too.
Quick Make on a Mac: a dimmed confetti screen with Crazy Barry and a window that says WHAT'LL IT BE?! QUICK!!!
Barry grins at his desk, hands on a laptop keyboard. A sign behind him says PRESS CONTROL OPTION COMMAND B.
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iMESSAGE · iPHONE & iPAD

BARRY'S MOBILE SHOWROOMThe iMessage app

Barry makes house calls. Open him right inside a conversation, make a picture or find one on your lot, and hit SEND IT!!! It lands in the message field. You tap Send. Barry never sends anything by himself.

  • FAVES · RECENT · SENT Your lot, one tap from any conversation.
  • MAKE IT! · FIND IT! The same bar and the same search as the app.
  • STICKERS Barry's own sticker pack: SOLD!, NO REFUNDS, BARRY APPROVED and more. Peel one and slap it on a bubble. Any picture can go as a sticker too.
  • SOUNDS Barry's soundboard: COME ON DOWN!, NO REFUNDS! and friends, straight into the message field.
The iMessage app expanded: a fresh picture of a tube man at dusk with SEND IT!!!, KEEP and TOSS.
The iMessage app's sticker tab with Barry stickers: SOLD!, BARRY APPROVED, NO REFUNDS.
  • sold sticker
  • barry approved sticker
  • no refunds sticker
  • come on down sticker
  • no money down sticker
  • gone crazy sticker
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WIDGETS · HOME SCREEN · LOCK SCREEN · STANDBY

BARRY'S BILLBOARDThe widgets

You've seen him on the interstate. Now he's on your Home Screen, showing a picture from your lot that changes through the day with a price tag on it: TODAY'S DEAL!!!

  • SHOW Favorites, random from The Lot, one category, a search, or recently kept.
  • CHANGE EVERY 15 minutes, 30 minutes, an hour, 3 hours, 6 hours or once a day.
  • BARRY DRESSING Full Crazy, just a price tag, or a clean picture.
  • CONTROLS Control Center buttons: make a picture, open a random one, or play K-BARRY.
An iPhone Home Screen with two Barry's Billboard widgets showing kept pictures and price tags.
Barry's Billboard in small, medium and large sizes, each with a kept picture and a TODAY'S DEAL!!! price tag.
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ON AIR · IN THE APP

K-BARRY 104.9"The Discount Sound" · the radio

A real radio station inside the app: songs, sung station IDs, Barry on the mic between records, and ads for things nobody should buy. It keeps playing in the background, with Lock Screen controls.

  • DAY PARTS Drive time is louder, with more ads. Late nights get strange.
  • SOUND EFFECTS A cha-ching on MAKE IT!, a gavel on KEEP, a sad trombone on TOSS. They follow your silent switch.
  • BARRY'S VOICE He shouts SOLD! when your pictures arrive. Momma says NO REFUNDS.
  • OFF UNTIL YOU SAY SO The radio starts only when you tap play. Every sound has its own switch in Momma's Office.
Barry in headphones shouts into a big microphone and points at you. Behind him: a K-BARRY 104.9 THE DISCOUNT SOUND sign and an ON AIR light.
The K-BARRY 104.9 tuner in the app, playing Come On Down (Everything Must Go Mix).
IT'S THIS EASY, FOLKS

HOW A DEAL GETS DONE

Three steps. No money down. Momma watches every cent.

  1. TYPE IT. MAKE IT!!!Make

    Say what you want. Add a trade-in picture or a flag if you know what you're doing. The job runs on Barry's server, so it finishes even if you close the app.

  2. KEEP THE GOOD ONESKeep

    Fresh pictures wait on the showroom floor. Keep one, send it, share it or favorite it, and it joins The Lot. The rest go to the Clearance Bin.

  3. SEND IT. SEE IT EVERYWHERE.Use

    Send it in Messages, hang it on your Home Screen, paste it on your Mac. Your lot syncs to every iPhone, iPad and Mac you sign in on.

THE FAMILY BUSINESS

MEET THE TEAM

Every one of them works a department of the app. Most of them are related.

REAL PEOPLE*

SATISFIED CUSTOMERS

They came. They saw. They tapped things.

GERALD P. WHITMORE III, a satisfied customer
GERALD P. WHITMORE IIIRetired appraiser, Dover
BILLBOARD
“I set Barry's Billboard to my favorites, every hour. My grandson asked why there is a tiger in a tuxedo on my telephone. I said, son, because I KEPT IT.”
DUSTIN, AGE 15, a satisfied customer
DUSTIN, AGE 15Skateboarder, Barry's parking lot
STICKERS
“I slapped the SOLD! sticker on my mom's text about dinner. She grounded me. Then she asked how to get the sticker. Radical.”
BRENDA KOWALSKI, a satisfied customer
BRENDA KOWALSKICalling from her car
K-BARRY
“I had K-BARRY on in the car for three hours. Barry said COME ON DOWN forty times. I came on down. I have to go, I'm in a tunnel.”

*Real people. Also actors. Also Barry's cousins. Brenda is still in the tunnel.

OFFICIAL · NOTARIZED* · SUITABLE FOR FRAMING

Barry's Ironclad Guarantee

I, Big Barry, proprietor of Big Barry's Discount Image Warehouse, do solemnly swear that every picture you make is priced down to the fraction of a penny and parked on your own lot, where no other member, and I mean NOBODY, can see it.

  • Every price shown, down to the fraction of a penny. Momma checked.
  • No ads. No tracking. No salesman will call. (Doug might.)
  • Delete your account in Momma's Office and every picture goes with it.
  • Your lot follows you to your iPhone, iPad and Mac.

If you find a cheaper pixel, I will eat my hat. If you find a better pixel, I will eat Doug's hat.

Big BarryBIG BARRY, OWNER
MommaWITNESS (NOT A NOTARY)

Read the whole privacy policy, in plain words →

*Not notarized.

SORRY, FOLKS!

MEMBERS ONLYINVITATION REQUIRED

Big Barry's is a private club for invited friends, through Apple's TestFlight. There is no sign-up form, no waiting list and no back door. Barry checked all the doors.

Barry at the warehouse doors behind a red velvet rope, one hand up. Signs on the door say MEMBERS ONLY and INVITATION REQUIRED.
The app's sign-in screen: MEMBERS ONLY, with a Sign in with Apple button and a link for an invite code.
  1. GET INVITED. Somebody already on the lot vouches for you. You get a TestFlight invitation and an invite code. That is the only way in.
  2. INSTALL IT. Get Apple's TestFlight app, open the invitation, and install Big Barry's on your iPhone, iPad or Mac.
  3. LET ME IN! Open it, tap Sign in with Apple, and type your invite code once. Momma does the paperwork.

No invitation? Then it's not your lot yet. Ask the person who told you about Barry's. Please do not ask Barry. Barry will just shout.